Distraction #1

My Middle Earth Names

Hooch, if you were a Hobbit, your name would be Alwlyan Pitcher
and if you were a (female) human, your name would be Geaven
and if you were an Elf, your name would be Hinia
and if you were a Dwarf, your name would be Brwra
and if you were an Orc, your name would be Ping
Your nearest Tavern might be called The Crippled Griffon
and your sword would be called Augatlos

An orc called Ping?? That kinda works for me. Ping Hooch. Or Hinia Hooch might be better. Elves definitely have cooler hair.

Thanks to Kitty at Tails from my Basket for the link.